Barn Finders Free Download V23986

Overview Barn Finders:

Search for valuables stashed in abandoned barns ranging from old clocks, musical instruments, antiques, gold, weaponry to even vintage cars and motorcycles and sell them for a profit. Run your family business. Look for valuable items and sell them in your pawnshop. Every item has a value, so collect everything and search everywhere! Bid on auctions and sales to get access to closed-off properties. Who knows what kind of dusty treasures you can find there? Visit 12 original locations and unearth their secrets in the land of Ammeryka (largely simmilar to the real America, but not quite). Barns are just the beginning. How about a visit to an old military base or the moon? Take care of developing your shop. Empty shelves mean an empty wallet. Customers will come back if they have something to come back for. Fix found items, clean the dirty ones and sell them all. And if there are no customers, you can always play basketball in your backyard. And somehow, make money while playing.. Uncle Billy will keep you busy. Together you’ll explore different locations, but the real work is all for you to do. That is, until you go solo. Eventually.

Barn Finders Pre-Installed:

Being a real Barn Finder is a state of mind – a job for the brave and the bold. Your competitors are specialists and they are just waiting for you to slip up. The tone of the game is very silly, with lots of puerile “humor”. Mostly it just depicts “rednecks” as stupid people who can’t talk properly and write emails with lots of spelling errors, and then it adds some absurdist elements like the moonshine-hunting aliens. There’s also a lot of immature fecal “humor”, e.g. your character farts often when he crouches, and the game’s premier collectible is golden toilet paper. This might be funny for inhibited kids who still feel embarrassed by completely natural body functions, personally though I found it boring and rather grating. There isn’t a single punchline in the entire game – the writing is generally extremely lazy, and the writer apparently hoped that utterly trite statements would somehow become funny if they just butcher the spelling enough. I don’t think it worked.