About Tower Of Hell:
I don’t want to be happy, I just want to be horny (2). And boy does this game live up to that, in this entry of the acclaimed franchise match3 makes way for a time-based puzzle where you need to rescue ze well-endowed waifu from her prison cell within a limited amount of turns by traversing the trap-filled dungeon floor (dw, not those kinda traps) ……….. ….Or you can just press the skip button to get to the goods right away, like a true person of culture would. Complete with big tiddy nun and memorable one liners such as “I’m wet like rain There seems to be only one correct solution for any puzzle (with a couple requiring over 50+ perfect moves) and the single action/dexterity level where you have to avoid lasers is equally bad – lasers come out of nowhere, there’s no buildup animation to know when it’s safe to cross, lasers are out of sync witch each other which means there’s no set pattern to learn (unlike every such event in Helltaker – main Boss or DLC). Graphics during levels are the best thing about this game (they are slightly above “okay”). CG during scenes or conversations are mediocre at best, R18+ is extremely bland (and not in “vanilla” sense which is awesome, just boring). Voice acting is best set to 0 in options (quality of recording is okay, but performance leaves a lot place for improvements). Lastly, there’s the ATROCIOUS WRITING. Girls are as generic as you can get, but their dialogues are as cringy as you can get. One (at least, I didn’t care enough to “play” all R18 events) even refers to herself as waifu… Which automatically disqualifies her of that title. If you’ve watched Twilight, then know that this game is much, much worse (and even Twilight had relationships horrifyingly wrong). It’s only plus is low price, since the “prequel” (which only shares developers/publisher and the title) at least had some really good music (that I’ve ripped from the game files and listen to from time to time). Edit: Oh yeah, the game wastes some disk space by including a lot of (unused) assets from other games (those are actually sprites with the largest filesizes). Do not support such laziness. Helltaker is stellar and completely free.
